Geoff: Ő egy festett szőke démon, mindig árt neked
Ha Segítője nincs, ő sincs ezt elhiheted
Segédek: Hey!
Blaineley: Hey! Mármint hé!
Geoff: Azt mondja hogy szép a pólód pedig utálja
Úgy tele van a tudod mivel sehol sincs párja.
Geoff és a segédek: Hey!
Blaineley: Áh, sok rostot fogyasztok
Geoff: 2 farmert hozott egyszer kis méret, nagy méret úgy ám!
Ha meglátják a nagyobban higgyék, hogy sovány lett
Geoff és a Segédek: Hey!
Ő másnak adja ki magát van furcsaság de mennyi
A lábujjánál csúf szőr nő és a neve nem is Blaineley
Csaló álnok hamis cselszövő és a neve nem is Blaineley
Ő lop és csal egy a gonosszal és a neve nem is Blaineley
Ő Mildred!
♫♪Her Real Name Isn't Blaineley♫♪:
Geoff: Here's an open letter to a treasure of a girl! Blaineley: That's me! Geoff: Whose behavior on this show always makes me hurl! Blaineley: What?! Geoff: She's a nasty, fake blonde schemer, who calls herself your host! Without the help of her entourage, her job would be toast! Entourage: Hey! Blaineley: Hey! Heeeyyy..... Geoff: She'll tell you that she loves your shirt, but it's something she can't stand! She's just so full of you-know-what, she has to double-flush the can! Entourage and Geoff: Hey! Blaineley: I eat a lot of fiber! Geoff: She bought two pairs of the same jeans, one size four, and one size eight! So when she wears the bigger ones, you'll ask if she's lost weight! Entourage and Geoff: Hey! Geoff: She's not the gal you think she is, so let me tell you plainly. There's thick black hair between her toes, and her real name isn't Blaineley! Entourage and Geoff: Hey! Geoff: She's a phony, scheming, weasel-nose! And her real name isn't Blaineley! She steals and lies, but she's evil, bros, and her real name isn't Blaineley!It's Mildred! Entourage: Hey!